3 days ago, I left the water to boil… for 5 hours. My brother and I discovered a glowing kettle with a metallic rainbow surface in the kitchen… On emptying the kettle, if there was really much left to pour out, out drizzled some tea-colored water with charred metal remnants.
Mom: “You want to burn down the house is it?!”
Dad: “Forget it. In the future, don’t boil water.”
Today, I wanted to try a 3-minutes-in-the-microwave chocolate chip muffin; extra-time for ultra soft gooey taste and oozing chocolate fudge-like happiness. Before that, Ida told me the muffin had been dropped but cleared the 3-second rule. “I picked it up in 3 seconds! Heat it up and you’ll kill the bacteria too!” (I wasn’t really keen on eating it I really just wanted to see how it’d turn out)
My manager walked in and said he was hungry.
Ida: “Why got smoke?”
We had to flag our blazers in the air (like 1000 bulls were charging towards us) before it could get to the fire-alarm sprinkler, manager watching one corner. Die. Thick clouds of smoke emerging from the microwave, its door swung open, (my 3-minute muffin nowhere to be found) was already lingering dauntingly around the sprinkler. Eyes fixed on the red and green lights, I was prepared to fling my blazer over my head and duck out of the pantry. And explain in my resignation letter that I had intended to exterminate all the bacteria that was multiplying within the muffin with microwaves. And tthat I didn’t know one sprinkler could trigger the rest of the sprinklers in the building.
Thank God fire-alarm sprinklers are heat sensitive.
Haha Hi5 concert
The night was for the dancers, the sluts, the skanks and the Loser (muahaha).
HAHAHAHAA AINA SPASMS
And the picture of the day:
For wearing the solar system on her head,
and rocking the denim patchwork suit with a super sexy mandarin touch,
and doing the bend-and-touch while singing and playing the piano flawlessly…
I’m so gaga for Lady Gaga.
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The trailer for New Moon is such a letdown. It wasn’t what I had in mind. Was really hoping Chris Weitz would surpass my expectations/imagination…
I will not be watching the movie. Period.
Okay gotta take off for Pilates and rush off for my night shift. Tomorrow is going to be a long long day… I would need my starbucks green tea latte fix – the caffine-less drink keeps me up…weird.
Damn… Emily is so INSANELY sexy.
(After signing out from hotmail and handing over the computer)
Ida: I think you’re very scary…
Me: ??? ??? ???
Ida: Sometimes… you a bit weird ah, that’s why scary.
Me: Ok… I know I can be a little weird… … I am weird.
Me: But scary?
The world is too much with us; late and soon,
Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers;
Little we see in Nature that is ours;
We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,
The winds that will be howling at all hours,
And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers,
we are out of tune;
It moves us not.
Great God! I’d rather be
A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn;
So might I,
standing on this pleasant lea,
Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;
Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;
Or hear old Triton blow his wreathed horn.
– Wordsworth, William