Our maze burned down

TGIF night, after a good swim training, K.YO gave a few of us a lift to dinner.

One of the advantages of being 18 – for me – is not that I can solicit a driver’s license (Dad refuses to let me be a money-sucking parasite) , but the fact that everyone around me is taking their driving license/has a driving license/ is driving their parent’s car/owns a car! Whoopeedooo, no qualms being the passenger!

As for the inseparable Squido and Van, the envy of single people like me (and probably you), not only do they get free car rides, they also get to make out in the backseat of a 7-seater! Atrocious children!

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Captain Allen must’ve noticed that I eat papayas on a daily basis because he cocked his head to face me – while I savored every juicy bite – and queried in his super thick Chinese accent,

“Ni Xiang Ting Xiong Ah?”

“What?”

I didn’t quite fathom what he meant at first. Then Ced LOL.

I love papayas. Especially those bright orange Hawaiian ones. A papaya a day, keeps costiveness at bay! I consume them because papayas aid digestion. Not because I want a major boob spillage! I’ve been eating papayas on – almost – a daily basis all my life but my twin peaks don’t even have a hint of juicy cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Multiple exclamation marks to emphasize my agony!

Apparently Allen had recently bumped into one of his female friends he hadn’t met for years who did an experiment on regular papaya consumption. He described how he was instantly mesmerized by the sudden appearance of those double whoppers… 

 Okay I’m coming to the point of this post. “DP, DP”, as Elle says it. Everyone is different. (I’m sure this has also occured to you before). There can never be two compositions, by two different people, written in the same style. No one has similar playlists. No one has similar blog posts unless some indespicable person decided to commit plagiarism. No one deals with issues in the same way.

 

How does it feel to be different from me?

Avril lavigne couldn’t have said it any better.