“Cambodia has a wide variety of plants and animals, and may even be home to the Kting Voar, a mysterious snake-eating cow whose existence has not been verified but is believed to exist. ”
COOLNESS YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING KILLED BY SNAKES IS LOW!!
My darling I can’t say there’s absolutely nothing to worry about. You’ll be at risk but you should look on the positive side and think about all the interesting stuffs that will happen! You can learn Khmer from the little kids and when you come back, with the language skills you may have acquired within 2 weeks, you can teach us how to write our names in Khmer!
Besides, YOU SIGNED UP for the trip by your own accord which means you do already know that it isn’t anything like signing up for Pakistan or Afghanistan or some obscure African Village, because knowing you, you always make the right decisions. On occasions whereby you made the perfect mistake, something good usually comes out of it and gaining experience is much needed for your Enlightenment, Monk.
It’s like taking a trip back in time and experiencing the Japanese Occupation. But you’re not suffering it. You’re documenting the lives of the people around you, like what Tibby did in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. This is gonna look bloody good in your resume.
Think about all the carbs you’ll be burning.
Seriously, for a person like you who knows how to enjoy life, you’re gonna make the best out of Cambodia.
You’re gonna be our Hollywood Celebrity mann. Our Angelina Jolie. Adopt some kids of your own.
No doubt, this trip will mark the greatest adventure in your life. Then you WILL BE the greatest HUMANITARIAN kid I have ever known.
Having said all this, you’re gonna love it. BEE EFF EFF!
P.S: SHOP FOR PRETTY CHUNKY BOHO BANGLES AND VINTAGE BAGS AND PRETTY CLIPS/PINS OMG TAKE NICE PICTURES OF ALL THE LITTLE KIDS AND ADD THEM TO YOUR BEDROOM COLLECTION.
*POINTS* YOU KNOW THEM?