100 years of Aviation history can really test your concentration skills despite it being a rather fascinating and refreshing topic. Nevertheless, it’s HISTORY. When it comes to history, my attention span never lasts more than 7 minutes. I’ll just allow my mind to wander and enter a deep dreamy daze. Besides, the row of girls sitting behind me were pretty… distracting. They were chatting away, happily and passing around bags full of candy. Jo was getting irritated and she gave them all that one expression which was SHOUTING: “CAN’T YOU ****ING ASSWIPES JUST SHUT THE HELL UP THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION, DAMNIT”.
No lah she just turned to look at me with her pretty big eyes and said, “Very noisy hor?” Haha she’s so cute.
Following the examples of Jo and Ray, I tried to stay focused on big alien names, their failures and successful attempts of taking flight and aviation’s golden era.
7 minutes later,
I was staring at Trevor (who is JUN’s eldest sister’s beau and coincidentally my classmate), amused at how he successfully CAPTURED THE HEARTS of the row of girls sitting behind me. Yeah the same row of girls who were passing sweets around and commenting on how the lecturer looks like a pig. (Well not in an animalistic way. He looks like Porky Pig + Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny’s rivals. Now that’s cute LOL.)
Anyway, Trevor was busy demonstrating how well he could fold gold roses(LIKE THE ONE IN THE COMMERCIALS) using ferrero rocher’s gold aluminium wrappers. (GAAAAAAAAAAAAH A GUY WHO CAN FOLD ROSES. SO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET)
I MUST SAY, TREVOR’S HANDICRAFTING SKILLS ARE DAMNED GOOD. His rose was a masterpiece! Well shaped and three dimensional enough, almost like a minature rose plated with gold.
As always, the lovelorn/inamorata wannabe, couldn’t help but envisage receiving a heart shaped glass box filled with 101 gold roses, folded with all dear fervour… a symbolic gift of love.
MONK. FOLD 101 GOLD ROSES FOR ME. FRIENDSHIP DAY AHAHAHA.
I’LL DO PEDICURE FOR YOU 101 TIMES. WASH YOUR FEET, BUFF YOUR NAILS, EVERYTHING. LOL.